youmakejohnlaugh:

linksys and 0387830001 just enjoyin the show

everyb0dywantstoobeacat:

eviesrealitychangesdaily:

intergaylactic:

freakbast:

so today, my friend Tyler went to Publix. he noticed that there was a promotional sale for Sun Drop, because like no one here buys it, and they were selling them for like almost 6 cents a bottle.

so naturally, Tyler bought 600 bottles.

it took 3 cars to transport all of the Sun Drop, and he currently has 70 in his garage, 70 in his room, and the rest is stored at another friend’s house.

without the discounts, his purchase would have added up to $935.

he spent $34

hes the guy we learn about in math

I love you  ^^^^^^^^^^^^ :D

OMG. I’m drinking that right now.

asksecularwitch:

sonneillonv:

awesomephilia:

“Tried taking a picture of a sink draining, wound up with a picture of an eye instead.” (via)

For a second there, I was seriously rapid-blinking in sympathy with whoever had that much soap in their eye.

That’s a stunningly perfect piece of art right there.

ineffable-hufflepuff:

hingesoffthedoor:

Shower head that turns water rainbow colors

                          +

Bath tiles that change color according to heat 

                          =

Don’t take a shower if you’re on any kind of hallucinatory drugs 

Correction: MUST take a shower while on hallucinatory drugs

featherofamockingjay:

CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS PICTURE FOR A MOMENT

FIRST WE GOT ANNA AND JOSH LOOKING NORMAL

THEN WE HAVE THIS KID WITH A FRICKEN SPOON IN THE MIDDLE

AND THE COOL KIDS IN THE BACK, WITH THEIR COOL BANDANAS

THEN WE HAVE THESE DRUGGED 5 YEAR OLDS ON THE LEFT

i just omg the spoon kid seriously

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odundleer:

misterpornographic:

dailymantra:

eyan-j:

this dude just drew a perfect circle by hand.

fucking Alchemists

Chalk Zone

Points off for not using the Spongebob method.

heyfunniest:

THIS BLOG. THIS!